This sibeh sian fella is damned funny 
extract from his blog:
Monday, May 07, 2007
The long and short about My Wii Wii
This is a public announcement service: Do not, I repeat, Do Not get
a Wii. Unless you want lots of fun and is prepared to get
nerdified.
The damn thing is so damn addictive I practically burned my weekend
with it. My shoulders and right arm is aching badly from the
millions of swings I took, and I was also very, very worried that
my sofa was going to give way because Nerd and I shook really
vigorously on it.
It was so fun I thought it will be a good way to revive my
friendship with Sushi Eating Friend, so I gave her a call last
night.
Sushi Eating Friend: . . . . Yes Sian, what do you want?
Me: Oh! I was thinking if you want to come over to my place and
play with my Wii.
Sushi Eating Friend: You want me to go to your place and play with
your what?!?!?!?!
Me: My Wii! My Wii Wii! Ive been having lots of fun with it and I
will be very happy if you come and play with it
!
Sushi Eating Friend: . . . . Stay away from me you sick
freak.
I have no idea what made Sushi Eating Friend so pissed 
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
The long and short about My Wii
Wii II
Updated!
I wanted to clear up the misunderstanding with Sushi Eating Friend,
but I guess thats only possible next week because she just went on
an overseas assignment. Sigh.
Anyway, this is unexpected, but I have been rather chummy with
Office Bimbo ever since our Phantom of the Opera date. So I popped
the same question to her just now.
Me: Oei! Do you want to come over to my place and play with my Wii
tonight?
Office Bimbo: You want me to go to your place and play with your
what?!?!?!?!
Me: My Wii! My Wii Wii! Ive been having lots of fun with it and I
think I will be very happy if you come and play with it
!
Office Bimbo: . . . . You are a very naughty boy, Sian.
Office Bimbo: But lets have dinner first k?
I told Nerd about my invite to Office Bimbo, and he is so excited
he will be coming along too. We are going to have so much fun
tonight
!
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
Update:
1) I just saw Nerd and Office Bimbo off. Needless to say, the three
of us are exhausted right now, after all the wild swinging and
thrusting.
2) We bumped into Ms Tan while exiting from the lift. She looked
very, very disturbed.

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